Co-written with Vincent Chabany, poet extraordinaire, starring Antony Apostolov, Gracie Connell, Armen Georgian, Vincent Chabany and me as the tyrannical Directrice.

Out-baked by the talented but mysteriously vanished Ophelia Dupont-Cassé, flunking Patsy Patate needs to write a marvellous ode to patisseries in order to regain her place at the Atelier Royale, but finds herself embroiled in a duel between a Tolstoy-loving frogman and the poetic Mock Ness Monster, prowler of the Seine, lover of macarons, and, incidentally, a great detective.  

Selected and performed at the Montmartre Dionysia of May 2014.

Antony Apostolov stars as the MockNess Monster - all photos by the wonderful Acey Harper 

Antony Apostolov stars as the MockNess Monster - all photos by the wonderful Acey Harper